Carolina Nights

Before jerking off : i would literally suck 6 dicks rn
After jerking off : men are gross

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

(via uncharted-xvii)

crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

(via brohaaaan)

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

(Source: acquirethetaste, via brohaaaan)